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If you have been a member of band for more than a week, you know that making fun of other instruments is half the fun of band. Because of this, I have made an entire section dedicated to band jokes. Please note that I added these jokes only for fun. They are not meant to offend anyone in any way (though I'm sure they will). Feel free to add your own jokes (under the correct page-of course).

These jokes are so bad, I can barely Handle them. They make me Liztstless. They can be too Mendlesohm. You'd better go out Bach and stay in Haydn.

How many musician jokes are there?
Only one--all the rest are true!
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Why did Mozart kill all his chickens?
They kept running around yelling, "Bach!Bach!Bach!"
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Speilsberg thought of an idea for a action drama about famous musicians played by superstars.
Sylvester Stallone, Steven Segall, Bruce Willis, and Arnold Schwartzenegger all showed up. Speilberg told them to pick what musician they wanted to be as long as they were famous.
"I'll be Mozart because I've always admired his classical music," said Stallone.
"I liked Chopin's piano music and I think I'll play his role," said Bruce.
"I think I'll be Beethoven because he wrote excellent music," Segall said.
Speilburg was excited because he loved this idea. When he asked who Arnold would be, Arnold said, "I'll be Bach".

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